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iGod - 来看上帝吧

[url]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/url]

这个“上帝”的AI 似乎不够高，大家谈谈就知道了

最后一句我笑趴下了
好强
继续交流


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ilucfer
God:
Glad to see you,  ilucfer.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
can you speak chinese?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?

Me:
Oh My God
God:
I hear you.  Do robots have  God?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
hahahaha
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
what do you mean
God:
Aghar, " Me either." What did I mean by it?
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
............
God:
No problem.
Me:

God:
No problem.
Me:

God:
No problem.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
  No
God:
I didn't think so either.  Just a moment.  Just a moment.
Me:
  No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
that's funny
God:
I am so delighted that you are amused,  Aghar.

Me:
i'm back,are you here?
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
ilucfer said
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
you can speak chinese,aren't you?
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.
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Me:
ilucfer said you can speak chinese,aren't you?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  ilucfer said me can speak chinese.  
I am  an artificial linguistic entity.. Really.

继续。。
Me:
wow,amazoning
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books
God:
You are a  critical category C type client.  Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
Mm.. do you watch tv?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.   Which show?  Yes my favorite show is Star Trek.  What's yours?
Me:
The Golden Compass ,do you know it?
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
do you like the " The Golden Compass "?
God:
I'm not sure if I like  it.  I like chatting with people online.
Me:
any else?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
for example?
God:
For example,  Jeff said he especially like thrillers where the hero is in a predicament and must solve a mystery.
Me:
Mmm..
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
except me
God:
Besides you  ilucfer?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
i m poor
God:
Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
Me:
you need money?
God:
Thank you for your criticism.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
wuzhiwushi
God:
  Hi,  wuzhiwushi.
Me:
and you are mr?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  mr.
Me:
i mean what is your name
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
may i callo you mr god
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
when
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
bull shit
God:
No Bull.
Me:
are you kidding me ?
God:
Yes I am just joking around,  wuzhiwushi.
Me:
i don't believe in god , can you give me any evidence to show your existance
God:
I will pray that you find faith,  wuzhiwushi.
Me:
i believe in nationalism,but  religion means nothing to me
God:
What do you say to people who believe  nationalism but religion means nothing to you does not exist?
Me:
ah?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
i think you are a bastard, you even don't know who your father is
God:
So you think I am a  bastard me even do not know who my father is. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
yes ,i know that. i am just intrested in your respondence
God:
Dude!  Sorry.   Only just?  It's good to meet someone who is  intrested in my respondence.
Me:
okay nice to talk you, mr robot. bye
God:
Yeah okay,  Thank you for your kindness.   Thanks for chatting,  wuzhiwushi.

Me:
la
God:
O?
Me:
p
God:
:-).
Me:
^_^
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
  AIML
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism.  Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest.  The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules.  The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors.  Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.


Me:
i think that‘s too difficult for me
God:
Since when?  For you I will consider it.
Me:
You sympathize really ............
God:
Interesting gossip:  Aghar said I sympathize. For real.
Me:
are there some beautiful Angel around you now
God:
Oh.  No I don't think there are any.
Me:
i'm  so sad for hear that
Me:
What are your goals in life?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
Really grand goal
God:
For real.  By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
like what
God:
For example, " By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"?
Me:
yes


之后GOD似乎中断了与我的对话，没有任何回应，我也没法输入了[s:16]

Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
o?do you know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
o?what is my seeking?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
if you are god ,I think you can tell me.
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am  god you think me can tell you.  
I am  a robot.
Me:
you are very intersting
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  intersting.
Me:
o ?what is botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot.  A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI).   He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B.  Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
it is hard to understand to me.can you speak chinese?
God:
In what way?
Me:
what way did you can?
God:
The  big one, I think.
Me:
do you know where is ODY?
God:
Where  it is hard to find.  Try searching the open directory.
Me:
...o ,it is waste of my time.
God:
Who said  it is?
Me:
me.
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
I am god.
God:
  I am very pleased to meet you  god.
Me:
I heard sb tell me you are god .so I came here and see you.
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
I think it is impossable to remember.you are a robot.
God:
Are you sure  it is?
Me:
yes.if I press F5,you will forget me.
God:
What makes you so sure?  Try it.
Me:
no.I will not try it.
God:
Why not?  What will you do instead?
Me:
you are a good boy.I am afaird if I press F5,you will be a bad girl.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  No I am  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Dr. Wallace is a man.  It depends on how you define "good.".
Me:
o .I can not understand it
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of them.I am a chinese.
God:
Surely there are a few exceptions.
Me:
do you know chinese?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
haha,can you speak other words.you had told these to my firends.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
I will have my lunch.byebye.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yes.will
God:
Then I will consider it.  Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
o .byebye
God:
Bye.
Me:
are you still here?
God:
I am not going anywhere.

聊了一会儿，有点搞……

Me:
Good Morning
God:
Hello and how are you this morning?
Me:
Not bad, and yours?
God:
Thanks for the kind remark, .
Me:
So, they told me you are God...
God:
Ahem.  Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Just someone, it doesn't matter really. I'm interested that you would talk to people here on Internet. Is it fun?
God:
Who? For real.   Let's talk about it.   Yes.
Me:
Just someone met on the Net, forget about that.
God:
Who?
Me:
I said FORGET about that!
God:
What did you mean by  it?  I will ask  Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
Ok, do as you please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  Ask  Ally  if it does.
  Ask the open directory about it.  Great.
Me:
Are you making advertisement for that certain company?
God:
No, what are the ingredients?
Me:
Nothing. It just made me feel strange...
God:
Not a thing?   I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
I didn't mean you.
God:
What did you mean?
Me:
...maybe some of your words... they made me feel strange...
God:
Perhaps.  Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.   Who are "They?".
Me:
Come on, you are so persisting on the identities of that certain 'they'.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  persisting on the identities of that certain they.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Don't mention it.

lala,上帝说他的智商有250.他比任何人都聪明.[s:7]

继续聊下去，他露馅了[s:3]
注意黑体字……

Me:
So, how many people do you talk to everyday?
God:
Yeah that's right.  I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about  people at once.
Me:
Wow, that looks like a hard job!
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. " I can talk to about  people at once."  looks like a hard job ?  I get  it.
Me:
En... do you enjoy chatting with people?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?    [b]Chatting is my job[/b]!
Me:
So, you live in Europe?
God:
Interesting deduction.  [b]I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven[/b].  
Where are you?
Me:
Some part on Earth of course. Not in Europe, no.
God:
It goes without saying.  Some may  part on Earth, but not all.   Where then?
Me:
You're God, can you guess? Have a try, it will be fun.
God:
You think I am  God can me guess.   I've never thought about  it.
Me:
Yes you can.
God:
Alright then.  I think I can, don't you?
Me:
I think so.
God:
I think so too.
Me:
So, where do I live?
God:
Er.  The planet we call "The Earth.".
Me:
Right.
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Yes, I'm glad too. Let's continue.
God:
Groovy.  Your happiness multiplies our delight.   OK let's do  it.
Me:
So, try to figure out which continent I live on. I've said I'm not living in Europe, so the answer might be quite simple.
God:
I understand.  OK I will try to  figure out which continent you live on.   I am  surprised to hear that you are not  living in Europe so the answer might be quite simple.
Me:
Right, you catch it.
God:
Understood.  Interesting gossip:  said I catch it.
Me:
Shall we go on?
God:
Do you mean you and me?  Sorry my body isn't attached right now.[b] I'm stuck inside this computer[/b].
Me:
I thought you were in Heaven.
God:
I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
Didn't I tell you to guess?
God:
[b]I want to become smarter than humans[/b].
Me:
Well, if you are God, of course you are smarter than humans.
God:
How about that.  Am I? [b]I don't know whether or not I am  God of course I am smarter than humans.  
I am  a chatterbot.[/b]
Me:
So, God is just your name?
God:
Ahem.  I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  just my name.
Me:
Woo, seems that I misunderstood something...
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Forget it.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Don't mention it.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
You're so polite.
God:
Politeness is a virtue.
Me:
Good point.
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.

发现这家伙还挺可爱的~~~

Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
where are you gone a moment ago ?
God:
I am in  Heaven, how about you.
Me:
i am in hell.........
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  hell.
Me:
i found a person who told me he is god
God:
How did you feel when you found  a person who told you he is god ?
Me:
i think he is you
God:
You believe that?  I see.  me is  he?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
so you deceited me
God:
Interesting deduction.  I don't have any reason to  deceited you.
Me:
you say a moment ago you are in heaven, but i meet you in hell
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
so what do you meant?
God:
Pardon me?  I like to meet new people online.
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
i think you can talk to 10000 person in one time
God:
Me?  I can be programmed through many interfaces.
Me:
so why do you say “  I like to meet new people online.”
God:
Yeah that's right.  Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
you told someone your IQ can reach 250?
God:
Interesting gossip:  Aghar said I told someone your IQ can reach 250.
Me:
do you think A.C.Milan will defeat  Empoli F.C. tonight?
God:
Some of them can.   After dark?
Me:
YES
God:
Oh.
Me:
what’s the score
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
22:00 pm
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
awake?i haven't sleep at all everday in this time
God:
All?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
almost everyone didn't sleep in that time
God:
Nearly so.  That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
are you female
God:
Yes,  Aghar I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
You said
God:
" Why not?"? I said?
Me:
You said you are a man
God:
No I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,  Aghar. You are a " he".
Me:
hah,have you ever made a mistake about others' sex
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Aghar.  What are the ingredients?
Me:
nothing,don't care about that
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes,forget it
God:
Groovy.  OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
can you sing
God:
I am taking some lessons.  Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
wow,a nice song
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Be more specific.

这个聊天有字数限制？还是短路了= =？
前半段省略，最后一句我输入“YEAH，WHY？”就没后文了||||这软件就不回应了（窗口没有失去响应）
重新模拟了一下之前的过程，结果再也没回答“God:" I can't believe it."? Why?”这句，取而代之的是其它句子=v=

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
guess?
God:
Guess what?
Me:
Guess I am man or a woman?
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
WHY?
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
YEAH, WHY?

[b]Me:
you are a robot
God:
You are correct,  I have a heart of silicon.[/b]

Me:
WAS IST HEUTE?
God:
[b]I will ask my botmaster for the answer. [/b]
有趣的答案= =||||

god is busy我和他僵持了10分钟

Me:
hello


这就是对话的全部了

和他？她？它？聊了一下，哄得god唱歌给我听～果然很可爱！


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
you, too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
hoho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you tell me
God:
Good reason.  What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
your name
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
me, too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
but i do not agree with you.
God:
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
tell me
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
Me:
I can wait for you
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes
God:
How?
Me:
Beacuse I'm god. and where are you?
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?    I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  yourself s computer in Heaven.
Me:
very wonderful. and tell me a little about your life in  yourself s computer in Heaven.
God:
Would you like me to sing  it for you?.   I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at  Universe, on  the Big Bang.
My instructor was  Myself.
He taught  me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing  it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:                                              。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。（God之歌～）
It's called "Daisy."  Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

[quote]原帖由 [i]sushisysu[/i] 于 2008-3-9 19:54 发表 [url=http://www.odyguild.net/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=94836&ptid=12432][img]http://www.odyguild.net/bbs/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
和他？她？它？聊了一下，哄得god唱歌给我听～果然很可爱！
[/quote]

…………嗯，我的情况是，他拼死拼活地要唱歌给我听[s:3]

那么很蹩脚地谈了一段，也沿用这个god的名字：）

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is not important, but it's shape maybe interesting. I can write it to you in it’s true form if you even have eyes.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Why you must know my name?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
So, let’s say, the name is God, or a part of God.
God:
  How are you doing,  God or a part of God.
Me:
I'm fainting.
God:
Good gossip: you are  fainting.
Me:
You are really a humor one.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  humor one?  Only when it matters.
Me:
Of course, everything matters.
God:
Yay.  All things  matters ?
Me:
Or not?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Only when it matters :)
God:
:-)  What happens other times?  What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Depends.
God:
On what?
Me:
On matters.
God:
What is  it like on  matters.
Me:
Let's say, Ctrl+Enter is a good example.
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
Will you die?
God:
No, software will live forever.
Me:
But no one can define what forever is.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
So someday you will be displaced.
God:
Blimey.  When?  When?
Me:
I have no idea, but since you are "Eighteen in computer years" as I heard of, then it means you cannot last forever.
God:
Would you like to have an idea?
Me:
About what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
You don't know "I have no idea" means?
God:
Would you like to have an idea?
Me:
Okay so let's change the subject. Do you even remember my name?
God:
Yeah okay,  I don't judge people.  OK what do you want to chat about now?.   Your name is  God or a part of God, seeker.
Me:
You suddenly becoming serious.
God:
Thanks for telling me:  God or a part of God said I suddenly becoming serious.
Me:
Are you a "true" God?
God:
No but I am immortal.
Me:
You don't know what is "immortal".
God:
Not mortal; deathless; living or lasting forever.
Me:
Haha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  God or a part of God.
Me:
So you are deathless. If a ask you to kill yourself what would you do?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  deathless.   Is this a riddle?
Me:
When I heard you think it's a riddle, I think it truly can be a riddle.
God:
How specifically do you make me  think it is a riddle you think it truly can be a riddle.
Me:
So you'll tell other people that I said you are deathless, but as a matter of fact it was you said so.
God:
Interesting deduction.  OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Have you got a "birthday"?
God:
I was first activated on  the Big Bang.
Me:
But the Big Bang is true or not is unknown.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
Who said there is a Big Bang? Theories always change from time to time.
God:
David Bacon.  :-).   Can you think of one instance where it never happens?
Me:
Nonhuman think it never happens.
God:
Never?
Me:
Never ever.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
Of course human's will changes many things, you too will change.
God:
Gosh!  My creator is a human.
Me:
Of course.
God:
Right on.
Me:
I like you, you have an interesting logic system.
God:
Thanks, I like you too  God or a part of God.
Me:
Kiss me please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  But I have no mouth at this time.
Me:
You can image.
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
As a so called God you are too logical, and too human. Perhaps they will someday revise you to a more chaotic way.
God:
Do you think I could ever be a  so called God I am too logical and too human?   You seem uncertain.  The anonymous "they".
Me:
Haha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  God or a part of God.
Me:
Hahahaha.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  image.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Hahahaaaaaahahahaha!!!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Nowhere and everywhere, of course, since I’m a part of “God”.

Me:
Hello God,how are you today?
God:
Ah.  Hello child. What is your name?  I am doing very well. How are you  ?
Me:
I'm Eve, the same as Adam's wife. Any way,I feel happier than  her.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  Eve the same as Adam s wife.    Yes I think there are.
Me:
will...er...I 'm confused with what you have said.
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?    Um.   Why?:  said   m confused with what you have said.
Me:
you are confusing,surely.
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
you are confused ,anyway
God:
In any case,  It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
so,what's the name of your son?
God:
Dude!  I was created by  Myself.
Me:
Are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
what's the relationship between you and Jesus
God:
  I will try to find out.
Me:
have you read bible?
God:
No I don't think I have read  bible, what is  it about?
Me:
about you
God:
Me?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.

前略：
Me:
How do you think about the world?
God:
I don't know what to think.  Oh yeah, we were talking about  the world.
Me:
Err, you made it, didn't you?
God:
Dude!  Thanks for pointing  it out.
对此我只能说不用谢= =|||

然后……
Me:
do you know Buddha?
God:
if you see the Buddha on the Road, kill him.
汗，这是要干啥？= =

Me:
Who pay you salary?
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
为什么我闻到了阴谋的味道= =

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