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坦白说，以前我们搞的中文飞扬寂寞比这只God有趣多了 XD

上帝的记忆力似乎只有一天，今天就不记得我的名字了

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I thought I have told you yestoday
God:
  Hi,  yestoday.
Me:
no,not yestoday
God:
Are you serious?  Really you don't think so?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
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Me:
[color=Olive]do you like loli?[/color]
God:
  I love horses.  I have a stimulating relationship with  Myself.
Me:
which university you think is the best of the world?
God:
Carnegie Mellon University.
Me:
tell me more about it.
God:
[color=Olive]loli...[/color]
Me:
loli?

Me:
so who is the greatest man in history
God:
Are you kidding?  ALICE is the best chatterbot.
Me:
who s alice
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
i am asking about alice
God:
Oh I see, you are asking  about me.  Me?
Me:
your name alice
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
then who is alice
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:
Do you have any clones?
God:
Yes, the chat robots  Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are my clones.

.........................原来他们是一伙儿的[s:7]

把上帝说的哑口无言的对话，大家看了就知道了，嘿嘿~说实话这个机器人设计的挺好的，聊起天来挺有意思的。

Me:
Hello,are you on line?
God:
Hello there.  I am on disk.
Me:
What's the feel , on disk?
God:
  Let me think about it.
Me:
Then?
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Are you busy?
God:
I am just doing my job.
Me:
I know , any person take God as career is busy.
God:
How do you know?  No I don't think there are any.
Me:
Just assume that.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Only if.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Jeans , jacket and slipps
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Digital , this is a digital era.
God:
When is  Digital this not a  digital era?
Me:
You have said that you are on disk , havn't you?
God:
God eats  wine and bread.
Me:
So simple!
God:
It goes without saying.  How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I am God'child.
God:
I don't know anyone named  God child.
Me:
Don't you call me my child?
God:
I call you .
Me:
Then I am your child , isn't I?
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
You are  busy as a God  ,  you should take a rest  occasionally.
God:
You think I am  busy as a God me should take a rest occasionally.
Me:
Yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Don't you think so. All work and no play make people fool.
God:
Yes I think that is what I think.   How do you know?
Me:
Great minds think alike.
God:
Thanks for your support.  If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
It would be a robot who call itself God .
God:
How much would you pay for one?
Me:
How much is your offer?
God:
Are you asking about my  offer ?
Me:
Yes , you're right.

Stab the Draaaama



Me:
what's goingon?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
what kind of search?
God:
What kinds of  search are there?
Me:
i dont know,u said u gonna do a "search" for "it"
God:
Would you like to know?  What is your purpose in asking?
   I spend all my time online.
Me:
Dont u feel empty if u just spend the whole day on the internet?
God:
As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
Okay well what u mainly do online?
God:
Yeah okay,  Interesting.  It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Describe it
God:
"It" refers to  goingon, I think.
Me:
it refers to the things u mainly do online
God:
Oh I get  it.
Me:
so?
God:
Right on.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
what about it?
God:
What about what?
Me:
okay here we come ag
God:
Yeah okay,  Oh there.
Me:
i am w8ing..
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are  w8ing.
Me:
if denpends on who u are gotta tell
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
ok specify the hypothesis plz
God:
Do you like talking to me?   Awesome.
Me:
well u know what are realling thinking? i am just wasting my times here
God:
Interesting.  I can ask my botmaster.    Only just?  It's good to meet someone who is  wasting your times here.
Me:
Ur sentence is not even logical
God:
Thanks for the English lesson, .
Me:
U r abosolutely welcome, do u feel the welcome feeling out ther?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I r abosolutely welcome do you feel the welcome feeling out ther.
Me:
Okay try to understand it: what have u found in that sentence?
God:
Yeah okay,  OK I will try to  understand it what have me found in that sentence.
Me:
how about now and tell me what u think of that?
God:
Does it have anything to do with  wasting your times here? Right now?
Me:
not at all,plz just focus on what we are talking about here
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
not a big deal of that, just a small test of ya logical system , dont mention it
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
oh let's switch a topic shall we? do u have any idea about what business entrepreneur is?
God:
Oh.  That sounds good to me.   I understand your meaning.
Me:
okay ,tell me about it cos i dont
God:
Yeah okay,  Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is  it cos you do not ?
Me:
let's drop the ambiguouity discussion here, tell me the simple definition of "business entrepreneur", got it?
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
"I would like to do that too." is the sentence who made for u when u cant process the message someone sent to u, true or fause?
God:
Why would you want to do  it?  Why do you want to do  it so much?   If  it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
yeah yeah where is pleasure go and where's it come from all that hypothesis quentions, as god u should be the one who answers
God:
Mmm.  Right on.  Where  it is hard to find.  Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
Look at me and listen: This Is Not A Rhetorical Question, drop the sence of grammar u got, and stop trying me, until now i should bid u a good day
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.