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Lala 2005-7-9 15:14

101 WITTY PALADIN SAYINGS (转)

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!@+{a"ww j1@ T 1. And now, judgement!
+YGS5CHRb 2. The day your sins rise against you is at hand!
|f0g Mp uD [D 3. EVERY day is judgement day!
MD/MW1Z Z$KY 4. (to the tune of the Ride of the Valkyrie)fight for justice, Kill For Truth, SLAY ALL EVIL, ta t-t-taaaak+kJQ gSd~ P#O\M\ H
5. The cherry blossom falls upon the soil; the sword falls upon the foe.lro&WH'A
6. Come out and fight foul spawn of the underworld.z9W^0G(cC
7. I challenge you in the name of Tyr, God of Justice! V`q#c| m [z
8. Die creature of darkness!u nb,`;YQoc.Sa
9. I am ___, champion of justice! In the name of ___ I will right wrongs and triumph over evil; and that means you!1Myc%n9B~
10. Die, head-in-the-clouds!"F?wJty[1IB
11. Come eat cold steel, things of the underworld!op C;XWU
12. Throw down your swords and prepare to be judged!
U(m)AowKr p-[ _w s!S 13. Drain this, fang-boy!'|x:bq Q+l q,]
14. You! Yes, you! The boney thing! Die!6{:h _&Zu,Y$~ j
15. Yo, she-bitch! (Unsheaths sword) Let's go!
v'S e@%q%z 16. Nighty-night, zombies!6B,V DjH'G @
17. Hey, ugly, green, and terminally unwashed! Come here and fight like a man!
L%A7Z,jU[&`O)] 18. SPOON! - Not in the face! Not in the face!+?Kv y[Hh%\I9a+K
19. Ad majorem dei gloriam. - For the greater glory of god
+G\Oh*T-Y M6N ZW? 20. Go bleech your roots, creep!
#m`,CD mPM 21. Allright boys, let's dance!!Zz4Km|0r+Xd f
22. It's a great day to be a Paladin.
\+af|hG)bn"sR 23. Get some!
Z cb8Z-@ o;N$\ 24. Punish or be punished.
j0R$WX-J? 25. Squeal like a pig! ?xy1O1l Hi4j*xC
26. Start prayin' boy, and you better pray real good.9Xm6V$r7ipy
27. Hey, foul villains! Knock off all that evil!!sf3M j-\+Pm0w
28. The first step in making friends is *not to eat people*.at'{!w~.?
29. Evildoers! Eat my Justice!
;af8bt6I}f5Q_ 30. Let's hang ten for Justice!$?:|'j5f]P3J(a{s
31. Avaunt foul feindish thingy!!!
p5Vn2\-fv[6O 32. Un-tentacle that fair ingenou!
g:M~9J1Bg 33. Eat my shorts, dark spawn of fat women!!!/h"I aqem6h*P
34. I`ll slay the evil fiend, and smile, because I smile a lot and have a lot of teeth.+y2d~1]S
35. You had better watch your manners demon or I`ll give one hell of a wedgie!!!!$^ u&yOO
36. Your shoes are untied!
xE hfp;VH 37. Evil doers beware!
zJ+n1Y+JO~ 38. I've come to demand the surrender of Hell!f;Zf8R-]0K
39. There can't be more than 50 of them, I won't be hurt!
E wr'c c] 40. To have the courage for fighting means to have the courag
!Y-yw)D9^&n e for victory!"
G"hX1b3E+[ 41. Within our quest we are invincible. O%z&bB1K2Q
42. Prepare to meet thy highest judge.
~@Jn*i&Q!ROw A 43. Thy soul be blessed and thy sins forgiven.
f/V1X.bcF 44. You ____ ! -infidel
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45. I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPOON!!!!`[/Y y9Fj
46. I'm going to cut your heart out with a kender!
,l+f@D!vk?7q&l 47. WHAT.... is the capitol of Assyria?
L5zz0Vi+] 48. WHAT.... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Jd o(H6C(X,a 49. Prepare to feel the Wrath of all that is good, Hell Spawn!W-su Z)t u4U ud
50. Evil always turns in on itself - Justice shall prevail!
?@o].y 51. For God and country!
#c6S_eG0L0E 52. All that is good and holy, aid me now as I confront this vile evil!l#B0Ty@aPzbcC%|,Y
53. Prepare to atone for your sins!
%Ch5S u PGe6h 54. Renounce your foul deeds now and I shall spare you.{jV i ]RZ
55. I claim this land for all that is good, leave now and I shall not destroy you.4nC7F'me
56. Repent now or spend your after life in eternal damnation.
n-WL1g*d3Pw8E 57. With Justice <insert favorite deity> judges and makes war upon the foul and unrighteous!
K3p8J4@)B5V4tY 58. <insert favorite deity> has deemed you unworthy - I am his/her sword hand, prepare to meet damnation.] J8y J5nI^)iU
59. When Evil walks abroad, I must confront it.
DUV2K y WkQ 60. May my sword do my God's will!
)dgG"|CO}:KZPm 61. Prepare to make your maker! Z4j;ma$E%A
62. I am prepared to meet my maker, are you?
Z(WB;W&q n*P/Z 63. With my dying breath I shall continue to remove the tarnish of your shadow from this world!GQx!Gx"m{q
64. Summon your faith! It shall make us strong in the face of
O!@^w`j0~,yG this obscene evil!H Q"c0[eC
65. The courage of one can change the destiny of many.
Y6c;KI9AB 66. Prepare to feel the iron gauntlet of Tyr the Evenhanded!
ZXLQ ^4Q Zp'q 67. Surrender, cowardly followers of evil![Pk]%r3opJe"s YU
68. I'm gonna KICK your sorry ass!
n)PB]'EJ 69. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAMMITY SPAM,SPAMMITY SPAM!
Xa Y^@1| s 70. DOOM!~x9gv{
71. I am Ergol the magnificent: small in stature, large in power, narrow of purpose, and wide of vision. I
)a"h"?Xf${f+vI have the power to make your piss turn blue!"
QS4m{(e7M while unsheathing sword: Let me introduce you to a friend of mine...)\g*eMM HI
72. (with a look of boredom and frustration) More <enemy type>!! Gods, and I just finished cleaning up from the last bunch!!"[~ ^g+K^7_7cy}
73. Can you, like, surrender NOW or something?2wzd;a*v5B&dRr
74. Uhhhh...I'm like, gonna kick your ass. Uh huh huh, huh huh.poo2Hfh
75. while charging: YAAAaaaaawwwwnnnn...mhhm...mhhm...mm.3EaE TJp,g@`
76. DDIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!
)`:F L;g/Y1|"r | 77. DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!]WrEmk%^n
78. Don't MAKE me come over there after you!rgM3T5n@/z
79. Surrender now or face me!..no, no... Give up now and I mean it!...no....You still have a chance to surr(finishes his charge and attacks), oh, never mind.
8b-Bx?$Q 80. (If fighting some beautiful enemy)Back foul temptress! Even though thine image dost set my loins afire, I shall not be deterred from my task! OCx%n*jgaC#y
81. while attacking: "OUCH! Now that's GOTTA hurt!"1I9q)U0D6}0m
82. So, come here often?"-CZ"rAv|Q7RH
83. OH YEAH, want some more, do ya'. Come and get it, and get
!ZNqpiOB7ViT it.YEAH! Hey, I got some for you too! Here ya' go. Feels good, don't it!?!4C n}b-b ^;Z
84. Just a flesh wound.
)w"q j @r |1a$@f 85. I see that your schwartz is as BIG as mine! Now, let's see how well you handle it!
E ~0kP6_ 86. Fight, fight, fight. That's all I do around here. Day-in,-Gxyd-x DBL
day-out.^s"Q9? ?'h s-q+zJ
87. Bash this, slice that, castrate whatever. How come I don't get to do any of the fun stuff?"*]-W|,YD2~
88. after battle: "That's it?" ?S7h)`9K^Td
89. Has anyone seen my sword?(amidst piles of bodies)T1S/]UX'J3p(ME
90. Whoa, lookit the gash on that one!3h4Z-L.~U3F^
91. Well, I don't know about ya'all, but I could use a drink.
S5vT"^p2N 92. If you kill me, I will only become more powerful!
Zen3K _/y0Q 93. I am not a coward, but it is not fitting for me to get my suit of armor dirty, I gotta be an example to the kids!?`8Z#n5Vy Bk
94. WHAT.... is the average rainfall of the amazon baisin?
:B.P7Qa"bl8TAtaC 95. After defeating but not dispatching..."Remember, no matter where you go, or how powerful you become, there will always be someone out there mightier than you. And that someone is me."'Cw(b:ug6W ip
96. Let me convince you of the error of your ways.,}-XT8^U2u"N8S
97. Tell me if this hurts.8o2G'fc'H dtp8~3v
98. This is your ticket to the afterlife.6fc Uh}2h
99. (talking to his sword) "Here's the goblin I promised you.
3Q%R|$A!@L ?/g 100. It wouldn't be proper for me to put this back without killing SOMETHING!#i(I/I:a*qS/dZA(~
101. Try not to bleed all over my boots.7wVY.M2`j
102. You demons are all alike... blah, blah, blah."
0h+N5x*Y%oZHoVC 103. Why am I not worried?
ax^5mCf2dpK 104. To the undead..."You won't be so lucky this time."I^La2U6\/\2Hl
105. Save your diseases for the less righteous."
/`Dfl(`.I`:` 106. Looks like you've lost a few fights in your day."
Y3n7b aj'p&Tf 107. God befriend us, as our cause is just!"9GL4Y+yt|)~ W
108. Doomsday is near; die all, die merrily"
S4N{ CK }YH8O_ 109. Say thy prayers, and farewell.
wMEH9j+y 110. ...and you shall know that I am the Lord when I strike upon thee with great vengence...6k)f [(|6`2h
111. Holy Avenger Batman!
-AT'\#C6S;qn 112. (after a brawl to opponent) Here are your teeth...J*Ls/Oax6MxIt
113. Ahhh c'mon its not so bad... Its just the Abyss
~C2W~\b;i3\ 114. (to a demon) You are one ugly motherf**ker.
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